Collector Of Golf Memorabilia Mugs

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

Zeus's Caddy

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Mark Gastineau

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Kobe Bryant

Baseball.

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Suzanne Lenglen

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Football addict

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

Replica Football Merchandise

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Jozef Golonka

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Birdie.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Indians Smoke Signals.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"