Golf Club Collector Pillows

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

“It’s my only vice.”

Golf Cart Punctures

Driving School

Rory McIlroy

Golf Club Yard Sale

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Golf

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Zeus's Caddy

"Too much club."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Robert Johnson.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

'Where's your other glove?'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"Okay, she can have the kids, but my golf clubs stay with me."

Tiger Woods

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'