Collecting Golf Clubs Pillows

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

Sorry Mister...Oh nice carbons

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

A women in a shoeshop.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Zeus's Caddy

Mister Pretty Shoes

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Too much club."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"