Collecting Golf Gear Pillows

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

I guess she had other plans for you.

Zeus's Caddy

Clam Spearing

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Golfers lost on the road

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Golf

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

'Where's your other glove?'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Tiger Woods

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Driving School

'He wants a good flyrod.'

This club is for members only

“It’s my only vice.”

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

Rory McIlroy