Golf Attire Collector Pillows

'Where's your other glove?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Zeus's Caddy

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Golfers lost on the road

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Golf

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

A Flag in One

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

I have a press for every day of the year!

Using Science In Fashion Design

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Tiger Woods

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