Scuba Gear Lover Pillows

Wrong mask

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Scuba cow"

Fish snorkling above water.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"He chases submarines."

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Musician

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Rising sea levels."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

U Boat

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"What's that clicking sound?"

Polar Bear

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Dry Cleaning

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Submarine Attacks

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

Little Submarines