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Wrong mask

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"He chases submarines."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Musician

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

U Boat

"Rising sea levels."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Submarine Attacks

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

Little Submarines

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

USS Party Time.

Dry Cleaning

Polar Bear