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'Harold is trying hard to overcome his fear of water.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Clam Spearing

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

A spy

Geekasaurus.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Have a nice day"

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Anthrax scare.

A Jack Tar

MMM-MM, Cellulite

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine

"Where did you get that?"

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

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