Scuba Gear Collectors Pillows

'Harold is trying hard to overcome his fear of water.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Clam Spearing

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

A spy

Geekasaurus.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Have a nice day"

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Anthrax scare.

A Jack Tar

MMM-MM, Cellulite

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine

"Where did you get that?"

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

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