Divine Helper Gifts

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'Okay - who leaked?'

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

You are everywhere.

Is this Seat Taken?

Refugees Crisis

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Put it in writing!

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

No Caption. (A boy scout helps an elderly woman on a treadmill.)

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"Wow. Tough cloud."

"If I were a carpenter"

"I'm strictly yes or no. Alexa and Siri deal with facts. Value judgements we leave to your mother."

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

Ukrainian Refugees Prioritized

'You are here.'

Everest Sign in Heaven

"Got any ID?"

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

'It seems 'Blue Eyes' of Bolton has married a real brute and she's now 'Black Eyes' of Liverpool!'