Heavenly Helper Gifts

Hand of God points out lost golf ball.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

That one has all the batteries!

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

Human Rights in Myanmar

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

Refugees Crisis

Jesus swept.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Snowball Fight With Santa

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

"Darn technology."

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Blood Donor

'I want a bike and my mum wants four years child support.'