Divine Helper Prints

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Okay - who leaked?'

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

You are everywhere.

Is this Seat Taken?

Refugees Crisis

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Put it in writing!

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Angel book with feather falling out of it

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"Wow. Tough cloud."

"If I were a carpenter"

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

Ukrainian Refugees Prioritized

'You are here.'

Everest Sign in Heaven

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

'It seems 'Blue Eyes' of Bolton has married a real brute and she's now 'Black Eyes' of Liverpool!'

"Sorry to get you out of school this early, son, but I need your help with this computer."