Divine Doggy Play Gifts

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Bernice Mountain Dog

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

Ice Cream Lover

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'It didn't start out this way.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

Do something funny for money.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

A-A-B-A...

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'SIT!'