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A dog fetches planet earth for God.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'It didn't start out this way.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Do something funny for money.

A-A-B-A...

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'SIT!'

'I would have gladly taken him walkies but my credit card has expired.'