Divine Doctor Lover Gifts

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Guitars in Heaven

Two Daleks fighting

The Reason for Storms

'OK...now what?'

Personal Relationship Counsellor

"That's my boy!"

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

Annexe 8

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Those who fail to capitalize pronouns referring to me are doomed to face my wrath! Otherwise I'm pretty laissez-faire."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Anatomy.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"You're both miserable wretches, but I suppose that's beside the point."

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Don't Walk on the Water

God and His copilot

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"