Divine Doctor Lover Gifts

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Two Daleks fighting

'OK...now what?'

The Reason for Storms

Personal Relationship Counsellor

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"That's my boy!"

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Those who fail to capitalize pronouns referring to me are doomed to face my wrath! Otherwise I'm pretty laissez-faire."

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Annexe 8

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Anatomy.

"You're both miserable wretches, but I suppose that's beside the point."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

God and His copilot

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

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