Divine Debtor Gifts

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

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'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

'It was a split decision.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Designated smoking area of the gods

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

'I've given up red meat, sugar and booze; stock swaps and derivatives are all I have left!'

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

"I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it."

'Are you God?'

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

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'With our spending out of control, we need to name our new budget, 'Bankruptcy Cliff'!'