Diva Defender Gifts

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

University Soapflakes

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Goal

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

June Brown

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"I'm not whining."

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

Madonna

'LIAR!'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.

Alison Pill

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Spring Break!

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

"If you ask me, good parenting requires clear boundaries, loving discipline and random acts of off-the-wall crazy."

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

Film Casting Co.

'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'

'What the blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam'wich!?'

Private theatres

Adele plus inspiration

Tosca