Defense Diva Gifts

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

University Soapflakes

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Framed Lady

William Shakespeare

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Ruff

How would Madam like to pay?

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Baby dressed for the opera.

Curtains haberdashery

Artist chained to his drawing.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"