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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Ruff

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Baby dressed for the opera.

Artist chained to his drawing.

Curtains haberdashery

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"I'm not whining."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."