Disguised Diva Gifts

Baby dressed for the opera.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Little Princess.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I'm in disguise."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

How would Madam like to pay?

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Party Time!

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

The quarantine self cut.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'