Disguised Diva Prints

Baby dressed for the opera.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Little Princess.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm in disguise."

How would Madam like to pay?

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Party Time!

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

The quarantine self cut.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Camouflage Unit

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"