Diva Defender Pillows

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Goal

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"I'm not whining."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'LIAR!'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

Alison Pill

Spring Break!

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Film Casting Co.

"If you ask me, good parenting requires clear boundaries, loving discipline and random acts of off-the-wall crazy."

'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'

Tosca

'She has been a real Diva since she appeared at the Olympic opening ceremony.'

Private theatres