"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"
Distracted Thinker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the distracted thinker? Embrace their creative, wandering mind with witty, charming products that celebrate their unique way of seeing the world. Perfect for those whose thoughts drift and ideas spark unexpectedly, our collection offers a mix of humorous and heartfelt options that bring a smile every time. Whether for a birthday, a little encouragement, or just because, these gifts make their creative chaos a delightful part of their personality.
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
No Immediate Danger
How to correctly estimate cooking time
Writers' Compensation
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'
"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"
"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"
'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'
'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'
The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.
Foot Massage
Mathematics.
"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
Arbitrageur in Exile
"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"
"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."
'I use the zen-Freudian method. Neither of us says anything for the hour.'
"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."
"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."
'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''
"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."
'Mind you, I make up for it on my husband when I get home.'
Think / Don't think signs.
The teacher was in favour of comic relief... but, not in class time!'
"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"
"OK, I remind you of Hitler. Carry on."
"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"
"...I have a dream..."
"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"
"A crow should always listen for oncoming vehicles and be prepared to move..."
'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'
Mobiles and books
Watch where you're going
Distracted Thinker Gifts Collection
Distracted Thinker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for distracted thinkers—bright, witty, and charming designs that make every coffee break a delight.
Distracted Thinker Pillows
Shop our playful pillows designed for distracted thinkers—cozy and quirky ways to add personality and humor to any space.
Distracted Thinker Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate the distracted thinker—bright, humorous art that turns any room into a creative sanctuary.
Distracted Thinker T-Shirts
Discover our range of T-shirts for distracted thinkers—comfortable, witty, and full of personality, ideal for those who love to express their creative side.