Distracted Thinker Pillows

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

No Immediate Danger

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Writers' Compensation

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

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Mathematics.

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Arbitrageur in Exile

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

'I use the zen-Freudian method. Neither of us says anything for the hour.'

"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

'Mind you, I make up for it on my husband when I get home.'

Think / Don't think signs.

"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

"...I have a dream..."

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

"A crow should always listen for oncoming vehicles and be prepared to move..."

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'

Mobiles and books

Watch where you're going

"Did the score change while I sent that text?"