"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."
Distracted Lover Gifts
Looking for a playful way to show your affection for the distracted lover in your life? Our collection features witty and endearing products that capture their charming, scatterbrained side. From humorous mugs to cozy pillows and stylish prints, these gifts are perfect for anyone who loves a little distraction with a lot of love. Brighten their day and theirs with a gift that speaks to their creative, distracted spirit.
'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'
How to correctly estimate cooking time
"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
Writers' Compensation
"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"
'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'
'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'
Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?
"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"
Procrastinator's Leap.
"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."
Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'
Sudoku. Oh, no!
Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.
"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"
The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,
4 Reasons for Procrastination
Laurel, you've got to find a hobby over the summer. You're my hubby. I said hobby. That's what I said. You said hubby. Really. Are you asking what I think you're asking? What's happening? This is so sudden.
"I'm at my wits end."
"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."
"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."
A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper
"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."
"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"
The teacher was in favour of comic relief... but, not in class time!'
"Why are we losing money hand over fist under my guidance? I could answer that or. . . WHO WANTS CANDY?!!"
Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.
'Let me know if I am distracting you.'
Ok, line three, what letter am I thinking of? The All-Seeing Eye Test.
"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"
Murder Academy Exam
The Dinner Break
'Holly? Are you listening?'
Distracted Lover Gifts Collection
Distracted Lover Mugs
Discover more fun and witty mugs designed for distracted lovers—perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Distracted Lover Pillows
Find charming pillows that bring humor and coziness to their space, ideal for your distracted lover’s favorite spot.
Distracted Lover Prints
Browse vibrant prints that showcase the whimsical, scattered personality of your loved one—perfect for decorating their space.
Distracted Lover T-Shirts
Explore our range of playful t-shirts that celebrate the creative, distracted spirit of your loved one—fun and heartfelt.