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"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

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"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

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"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

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"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

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"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

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"I'm at my wits end."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

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"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

"Why are we losing money hand over fist under my guidance? I could answer that or. . . WHO WANTS CANDY?!!"

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'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

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'Holly? Are you listening?'

"A crow should always listen for oncoming vehicles and be prepared to move..."