Distant Relative Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for a distant relative? Our curated collection offers witty and charming items that gently bridge the gap. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just to say you're thinking of them, these gifts sprinkle a bit of fun and family love into everyday moments. Foster connection with a touch of humor and warmth that resonates beyond close family ties.

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"Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative!"

"Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative!" mockup

"Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative!"

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"Of course, I'm only distantly related."

"Of course, I'm only distantly related." mockup

"Of course, I'm only distantly related."

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"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar." mockup

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

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'Sir, a distant relative to see you.' mockup

'Sir, a distant relative to see you.'

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'He's my wife's second cousin three times removed, but he keeps coming back.'

'He's my wife's second cousin three times removed, but he keeps coming back.' mockup

'He's my wife's second cousin three times removed, but he keeps coming back.'

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"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great."

"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great." mockup

"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great."

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"This is your great second cousin Ignacio 'Nacho' Quesada."

"This is your great second cousin Ignacio 'Nacho' Quesada." mockup

"This is your great second cousin Ignacio 'Nacho' Quesada."

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"Do you have a card for the second step mother of my third wife's brother on her cousins side?"

"Do you have a card for the second step mother of my third wife's brother on her cousins side?" mockup

"Do you have a card for the second step mother of my third wife's brother on her cousins side?"

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'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers." mockup

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

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Children's Party

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If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought? mockup

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

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'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.' mockup

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

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'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?' mockup

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

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Speed Dating.

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'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?' mockup

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

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'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.' mockup

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

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'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.' mockup

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

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"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!" mockup

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

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'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.' mockup

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

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'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .' mockup

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

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"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race." mockup

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

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"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them." mockup

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

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Stockwell's day

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Contest of wills.

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'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.' mockup

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

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'We can always hope he's a zombie.' mockup

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

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"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family." mockup

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

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'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...' mockup

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

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'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.' mockup

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

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'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

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'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.' mockup

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

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"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us." mockup

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

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"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos." mockup

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

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You are not forgotten!

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'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!' mockup

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

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Distant Relative Gifts Collection

Distant Relative Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for distant relatives—witty, warm, and sure to brighten their mornings.

Distant Relative Pillows

Discover our pillows that add a cozy, humorous touch to your distant relative's home decor.

Distant Relative Prints

Browse our prints to find a meaningful and amusing gift that celebrates distant family bonds in style.

Distant Relative T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for distant relatives—fun, casual, and a perfect way to keep family ties front and center.