Disorganization Satirist Gifts

"It's more efficient for us if you fax the document. Then we lost it immediately rather than wait for the mail."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"At last! They've begun downsizing the top level."

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

"I cut down on the clutter around here by firing Henning and Rockman."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"Endless Summer III"

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

'Have a great day, but not at my expense.'

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Stay at home

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'That was Fred in inventory. He's been outsourced.'

"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!"

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'Waiter, there's a tar ball in my soup.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Use Next Window.

worrying letters

"Now you've finished your desserts, can I interest you in some chewing gum?"

'Forget his mother. He wants to talk to an agent about selling his story!'

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

We've got to order more uniforms!