Disney Nostalgist Gifts

"Obviously she was once a Disney starlet."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Flava Superba

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Rapunzel as a child.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'My first tattoo...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

'Creative right?'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"He's my enabler."

Boy blowing at crackers.

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."