Fairy Tale Nostalgist Gifts

"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?"

"No, the big bad wolf didn't blow it in. I had an endowment mortgage."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

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"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"What the hell took so long?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"