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'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Flava Superba

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Rapunzel as a child.

'My first tattoo...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'Creative right?'

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"He's my enabler."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

As monsters under the bed go, Bill was a nice guy.