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'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

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'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I'm in disguise."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

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'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'M.R.S.A'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

How to wear a false moustache.