Discipline Satirist Pillows

'I want you to write a hundred times 'I'm not allowed to take knifes to school', got me?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Copycats

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Trump pardons

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."