'I want you to write a hundred times 'I'm not allowed to take knifes to school', got me?'
Discipline Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the discipline satirist? Our collection features humorous and sharp products that perfect for those who enjoy satirizing rules and authority. Ideal for fans of clever witticisms and social commentary, these gifts are sure to spark laughter and thoughtful conversations.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"You're fired."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Torturing the English Language
'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'
Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Trump pardons
UK border controls relaxed.
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
No-Work Orange
"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
Ghostwriting the Bible
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
CIA report
"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.
What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.
"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"
"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"
"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
Discipline Satirist Gifts Collection
Discipline Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring sharp satire on discipline and authority. Perfect for fans of clever humor in their daily coffee routine.
Discipline Satirist Pillows
Add some satirical humor to any room with pillows that poke fun at discipline and societal norms — perfect for the witty decorator.
Discipline Satirist Prints
Browse our prints that satirize discipline and authority with sharp, funny designs—ideal for framing a clever statement piece.
Discipline Satirist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that humorously critique discipline and authority—great for making a witty statement wherever they go.