Cat is Ruler of the House.
Status Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your status satirist? Our collection features witty and satirical items that appeal to those who enjoy poking fun at social norms. Whether they’re a budding comedian or a seasoned commentator, these products are designed to resonate with their sharp sense of humor and love for social commentary. Discover mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that bring satire to everyday life, making your gift both thoughtful and hilariously on point.
"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."
Winning Numbers. 2 8 3 4 9. Lottery. Dang.
"Doctor Bradford Harrington. Formerly of Westport and Palm Beach. And you?"
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Occu-Pie Mars
"You're fired."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
They're Not Just That Into It
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
Torturing the English Language
Trump pardons
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
UK border controls relaxed.
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
No-Work Orange
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
Ghostwriting the Bible
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
CIA report
"Yes, one is a dog."
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.
"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"
The prying mantis,
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
The Proust of Twitter
Status Satirist Gifts Collection
Status Satirist Mugs
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Status Satirist Pillows
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Status Satirist Prints
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Status Satirist T-Shirts
Browse our collection of satirical t-shirts that deliver humor and wit in style—perfect for anyone who loves making a statement.