Status Satirist Prints

Cat is Ruler of the House.

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

Winning Numbers. 2 8 3 4 9. Lottery. Dang.

"Doctor Bradford Harrington. Formerly of Westport and Palm Beach. And you?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The prying mantis,

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

The Proust of Twitter