Discipline Dilemmas Gifts

'I should have known better than to tell him to stand in the corner.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Grounded

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Verbal Orders

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

New Years Reolutions

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.