Discipline Dilemmas Gifts

'I should have known better than to tell him to stand in the corner.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Grounded

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

Canine conundrum.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Verbal Orders

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

New Years Reolutions