"Next time, YOU can tell him to go on the naughty step."
Discipline Debates Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about discipline debates? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the essence of spirited arguments and thoughtful discussions. Whether they’re in a debate club or just love a good argument, find something that resonates with their passion for lively debate and intellectual challenge.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
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"You're fired."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
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'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
"Away with the warmonger!"
'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'
'Do you think that's wise?'
Annual run-off at the mouth.
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What's normal?
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
Political convention
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
Dialogue
"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."
Discipline Debates Gifts Collection
Discipline Debates Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for debate lovers—witty, clever, and perfect for every caffeine-fueled discussion.
Discipline Debates Pillows
Check out our debate-themed pillows—comfortable, humorous, and perfect for their reading nook or sofa.
Discipline Debates Prints
Browse prints that celebrate the art of debate—ideal for inspiring their workspace or debate room.
Discipline Debates T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that proudly display their debate enthusiasm—fun, stylish, and great for everyday wear.