Debates Gifts

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Tug of pronunciation: 'We say to-may-to...' 'We say to-mah-to...'

When statisticians argue.

Actual Results May Vary

State of the Union...

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'

Euthanasia - UK patients go to Switzerland

'Debates are great, but what really makes or breaks a candidate is an appearance on 'Saturday Night Live''.

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Conference Bingo

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

NRA Ideas

"No animals were killed in the production and testing of our weapons."

Don't hold back...what do you really think?

Ladies and Gentlemen - Please meet America's public enemy number one!

'30% liked you, 34% liked your opponent, and 36% were sick of politics.'

'We'll set that broken arm in a minute. . . does daddy have any of those mean old guns in the house?'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'I used to be a don't know but now I'm an even more confused.'

'We'd like to test the candidates foreign policy competence: How do you spell Guantanamo Bay?'

Egg tells chicken: 'I was here first.'

'Will you form a coalition with us?'

Moral Outrage.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

Trump Indignant Elephant

"You're fired."

Airbag vs wind bag

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.