"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
Debate Gifts
If you know someone who lives for debate and enjoys a good argument, our collection offers clever, fun gifts that capture their passion for discussion. Perfect for sparking smiles and sparring with a humorous twist, these items make thoughtful presents that show you appreciate their spirited personality and love for lively exchanges.
Difference of Opinion
"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"
A Born Politician
The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.
"Can we, just for a moment, Your Honor, ignore the facts?"
"I trust this site to tell the truth."
'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'
"The world would be a better place if everyone just thought the way I do."
"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"
Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."
'Drugs...I've never seen the point of them myself!'
'I could knock off the legal jargon, but then I'd have nothing to say.'
Right Way
Closing arguments.
The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.
'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'
Democracy vs. Natural Selection.
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
Our Facts, Their Facts
"You are very seriously ill...you need to go somewhere where they have stem cell research...that would be just about anywhere but the United States."
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
"I guess this is where we part ways."
UN agreements.
It's hard to defend plagiarism.
Negotiating Skills for Beginners.
Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.
"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."
'Insurance coverage is like a hospital gown...you never have enough coverage.'
"Are you all agreed upon this verdict?"
'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'
"To make it more sporting, I've also blindfolded the men."
"Why is the invisible hand of the marketplace always in my pocket?"
'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'
God creating creationism.
Debate Gifts Collection
Debate Mugs
Explore our collection of debate-themed mugs and start their mornings with a laugh and a caffeine boost.
Debate Pillows
Shop our humorous debate-themed pillows that add personality and comfort to any living space.
Debate Prints
Find eye-catching prints celebrating debate culture—an excellent gift for the lively conversationalist.
Debate T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty debate-inspired t-shirts perfect for casual conversations and making a statement.