Debate Pillows

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Difference of Opinion

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

A Born Politician

"Can we, just for a moment, Your Honor, ignore the facts?"

The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.

"I trust this site to tell the truth."

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

"The world would be a better place if everyone just thought the way I do."

"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

'Drugs...I've never seen the point of them myself!'

'I could knock off the legal jargon, but then I'd have nothing to say.'

Right Way

Closing arguments.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

Democracy vs. Natural Selection.

Our Facts, Their Facts

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

"I guess this is where we part ways."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"

"You are very seriously ill...you need to go somewhere where they have stem cell research...that would be just about anywhere but the United States."

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

UN agreements.

It's hard to defend plagiarism.

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

'Insurance coverage is like a hospital gown...you never have enough coverage.'

"Are you all agreed upon this verdict?"

God creating creationism.

"To make it more sporting, I've also blindfolded the men."

'This theory is widely accepted. Of course, some religious fanatics still cling to the belief that we are each 'created' according to the whim of some intelligent being.'

Culture Wars