Debating Gifts

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."

Discussion on Kierkegaard.

Realists and Idealist Numbers

"Yes, Harold, I do speak for all women."

Brexit Battles

'Whoa! Half empty! Definitely half empty!'

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

Philosophers On Strike

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

'Will you please answer the question, and this time, without the smoke and mirrors?'

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

'Okay, you can have freedom of speech, but watch your language!'

"When I said to convince him of the need for change I was hoping you'd use the seductive power of reason and logic!"

"I'm sorry, Jeannie, your answer was correct, but Kevin shouted his incorrect answer over yours, so he gets the points."

Dialogue

While experts remain at odds over the issue of when life begins, most agree it's sometime after work.

'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.'

"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."

'What's the point at looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

"I've never met anyone like you. You're just wrong about everything."

"Scott, you'll be disqualified the next time you say, 'We'll just have to agree to disagree'."

'We can agree with me or you can be wrong.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

While experts remain at odds over the issue of when life begins, most agree it's sometime after work.

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',