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Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."

Realists and Idealist Numbers

Discussion on Kierkegaard.

Brexit Battles

"Yes, Harold, I do speak for all women."

'Whoa! Half empty! Definitely half empty!'

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

Philosophers On Strike

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Will you please answer the question, and this time, without the smoke and mirrors?'

"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

Dialogue

"When I said to convince him of the need for change I was hoping you'd use the seductive power of reason and logic!"

"I'm sorry, Jeannie, your answer was correct, but Kevin shouted his incorrect answer over yours, so he gets the points."

'Okay, you can have freedom of speech, but watch your language!'

While experts remain at odds over the issue of when life begins, most agree it's sometime after work.

'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.'

"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."

'What's the point at looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

"Scott, you'll be disqualified the next time you say, 'We'll just have to agree to disagree'."

"I've never met anyone like you. You're just wrong about everything."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'We can agree with me or you can be wrong.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I just read an online article that says you should never believe anything you read online.'

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',