"Well sure I believe in freedom of speech for everyone. Unless, of course, somebody goes and says something really stupid."
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"Well, you've blown big holes in my argument."
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
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"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
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'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'
"Away with the warmonger!"
"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."
Annual run-off at the mouth.
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'Do you think that's wise?'
What's normal?
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
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