Discipline Coach Gifts

'Consistency, Bobby, consistency!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Grounded

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Scouse For Beginners

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

Science Snobs

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Proud mother and new maid

"When can I redeploy?"

"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh."

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Bad, Bad Boy!

Scolding

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.