Disastrous Event Gifts

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Scarpia's Palace

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Life and Death

Monster Clown

Experts through the ages.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Aliens watch the earth explode

Venice Floods

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"My God, now what?"

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Tornado Season in America.

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."