Disastrous Event Gifts

You're on, caller. What's your problem?! Today's my dad's 90th birthday. I got him a cake. I used 90 candles to spell out "Happy 90th, from your 'goof-up' son who can't ever do anything right. I organized this whole huge party. NOW what do you think of me, pop?" The candles flared up and burned his house down. What's your question, caller? Should I tell him I forgot to renew his home insurance?

Comedy and tragedy masks

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Scarpia's Palace

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Monster Clown

Life and Death

Experts through the ages.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Aliens watch the earth explode

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"My God, now what?"

Venice Floods

Iron Man Contest

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Tornado Season in America.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."