Catastrophe Kid Gifts

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Venice Floods

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Cluster Catastrophe

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

The end is nigh.

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

"Hygge for the end of the world"

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Children and cat crashing on cart