Disaster Fiction Fans Gifts

I survived the wrath of god on judgment day and all i got was this lousy t-shirt!

"It's cool – God told us to!"

On the brink.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"There goes our early night."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'