Disaster Fiction Fans Gifts

I survived the wrath of god on judgment day and all i got was this lousy t-shirt!

On the brink.

"It's cool – God told us to!"

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"There goes our early night."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."