Direction Fans Gifts

Left Way, Right Way and Another Way.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Can I have a look at the map?

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"He keeps touching me!"

Migration Music

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'Are we ready to order?'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Next stop: moon!

"Another flight of fancy."

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

"Naw, it's a drone."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

A jester doing the weather forecast.

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Okay...seriously...it's nothing to worry about, Dad."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Man staring at a large confusing map

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

'That was one thick cloud.'

"Just when you think working for an airline couldn't get any worse."