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Left Way, Right Way and Another Way.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Can I have a look at the map?

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Migration Music

"He keeps touching me!"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Are we ready to order?'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Airbus

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"Another flight of fancy."

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

Next stop: moon!

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Okay...seriously...it's nothing to worry about, Dad."

A jester doing the weather forecast.

Man staring at a large confusing map

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"Just when you think working for an airline couldn't get any worse."

'That was one thick cloud.'